miracle gro
when at home stand with your head embedded in a mulch of rotting leaves and
miracle gro diluted 1 to 10 for at least 1 hour 3 times a day.
when going out
take the spray version in your handbag.
poor mikey, poor mikey
all
that hair fell oot
after yi were bummed
by that pikey.
off off
we were offline for a while
due to people complaining to the previous
host
but we are back and dont forget the competition
the winner will get
the elvis wig in time for christmas
the wigmaster
now now
i am sure recent posters can find some online area where racist postings
against the irish diaspora are acceptable
but this is a place for friendly
banter
the wigmaster
re expensive wigs
I would agree spending the extra money is worth it.
I have been wearing an
expensive wig for many years and no-one has ever noticed it
love elton
re brucies message
i agree with brucie if he is prepared to spend a bit of money he can get a wig that is only noticeable in the most intimate situations it costs a bit extra but not a lot not a lot
Rugs
Mike's problem is that he's clearly wearing a cheap wig. This means the
join is extremely visible, and that the little real hair he has is a differenct
colour to the wig. This can result in embarassment and derision from his peers,
and he'll never get the respect of the little kiddies he helps across the road
like that. I can recommend a showbiz wig maker to the stars and I'll only charge
5% commision. Didn't he do well?
well well
the wigmasters mailbox has seen a lot of traffic today with a couple of good
entries for the competition to win the elvis wig...keep them coming guys
the
wigmaster
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great site i have read a lot of messages by him and he deserves everything he gets
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Oh mike I'm so scared of looking like a wimp in front of you
He's seen it
Mike has seen the site and isn't happy.
And I thought he had such a
wonderful sense of humour. Here's one of his finest: "What do you call a woman
with two black eyes? Nothing, you've told her twice already" Hilarious, eh?
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has anyone got any different pics of mike i can mess about with?
i want to
win that wig
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There will be trouble for this mike is well known for being a whiney bastard.
just seen this
watt a laugh has mike seen this?
i am sure he would appreciate it
he
has a wonderful sense of humour
as well as a wonderful wig
wonderul wig
Dear papasan watt your wonderful wig song is very good in asia it could be a
big hit
miko
great pome mishiwatti
i liked your pome try
http://www.toyomasu.com/haiku/
mr
watt has a very nice wig it inspires poetry
haiku
in plymouth wear wig
no one knows it is not hair
improves baldy man
wig tips
a good way to clean a wig is train your cat to do it
sott of Haikuish pome on wattiwig
shimmer filaments of not your hair
glue and sticky to your brow
wind
blow. trees, grasses sway,
on wattihead, nothing move at all -
in face of
even typhoon
wattiwig remain reposed!
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i got mailed this in OU best laugh in ages i have read mike watts messages and you have caught the essence of this strange character
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very funny i will show it to the lads at work
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great site
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good one
ungrateful sods
you should be glad a man with mikes traffic directing skills
is working as
your local lollipop man
good luck in the future mike
is this right?
it cannot be right that this man is allowed to work as a lollipop man
it is a wig
i was company barber for the raf at brise norton many years ago and remember
watt well
his wig was excellent quality and practically undetectable he
would get me to blend the sides in and i took great deal of pride in the
job
im proud i played a small part in stopping world war III by turning the
boys out so well
WINKY
i beg you
please take it down
no one in work knows it is a wig
i will be a
laughing stock
i photocopied my arse last christmas
and they will be able
to match up the hairless bits
please dont take my last bit of dignity
away
cheers mike
i am calm now
would you please take this site down
i do not wear a wig
i admit my
hair on top is a different colour
and texture from the sides
but i can
assure you it is all my own hair
i admit i have had some hair transplanted
from other areas
and combed it over
but that doesnt give you the right to
call me a wig wearer
please take the site down i dont want my workmates to
see it
they already hate me
cheers mike
it is not a wig
it is not a wig