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boab marley (Wed 15 Oct 2003 00:51:05 GMT)

miracle gro

when at home stand with your head embedded in a mulch of rotting leaves and miracle gro diluted 1 to 10 for at least 1 hour 3 times a day.
when going out take the spray version in your handbag.

poor mikey, poor mikey
all that hair fell oot
after yi were bummed
by that pikey.


the wigmaster (Tue 14 Oct 2003 23:32:45 GMT)

off off

we were offline for a while
due to people complaining to the previous host
but we are back and dont forget the competition
the winner will get the elvis wig in time for christmas
the wigmaster


the wigmaster (Tue 14 Oct 2003 20:57:15 GMT)

now now

i am sure recent posters can find some online area where racist postings against the irish diaspora are acceptable
but this is a place for friendly banter
the wigmaster


elton john (Tue 14 Oct 2003 16:01:45 GMT)

re expensive wigs

I would agree spending the extra money is worth it.
I have been wearing an expensive wig for many years and no-one has ever noticed it
love elton


paul daniels (Tue 14 Oct 2003 13:45:50 GMT)

re brucies message

i agree with brucie if he is prepared to spend a bit of money he can get a wig that is only noticeable in the most intimate situations it costs a bit extra but not a lot not a lot


Bruce Forsyth (Tue 14 Oct 2003 13:14:40 GMT)

Rugs


Mike's problem is that he's clearly wearing a cheap wig. This means the join is extremely visible, and that the little real hair he has is a differenct colour to the wig. This can result in embarassment and derision from his peers, and he'll never get the respect of the little kiddies he helps across the road like that. I can recommend a showbiz wig maker to the stars and I'll only charge 5% commision. Didn't he do well?


the wigmaster (Tue 14 Oct 2003 12:41:08 GMT)

well well

the wigmasters mailbox has seen a lot of traffic today with a couple of good entries for the competition to win the elvis wig...keep them coming guys
the wigmaster


anon (Tue 14 Oct 2003 12:30:07 GMT)

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great site i have read a lot of messages by him and he deserves everything he gets


Ben Dover (Tue 14 Oct 2003 12:29:29 GMT)

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Oh mike I'm so scared of looking like a wimp in front of you


Sad Ken (Tue 14 Oct 2003 09:56:45 GMT)

He's seen it

Mike has seen the site and isn't happy.

And I thought he had such a wonderful sense of humour. Here's one of his finest: "What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've told her twice already" Hilarious, eh?


yeah (Tue 14 Oct 2003 01:59:48 GMT)

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has anyone got any different pics of mike i can mess about with?
i want to win that wig


mud (Tue 14 Oct 2003 01:42:06 GMT)

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There will be trouble for this mike is well known for being a whiney bastard.


ou student (Mon 13 Oct 2003 22:19:15 GMT)

just seen this

watt a laugh has mike seen this?
i am sure he would appreciate it
he has a wonderful sense of humour
as well as a wonderful wig


mikowati (Mon 13 Oct 2003 21:32:15 GMT)

wonderul wig

Dear papasan watt your wonderful wig song is very good in asia it could be a big hit
miko


haikudude (Mon 13 Oct 2003 21:07:29 GMT)

great pome mishiwatti

i liked your pome try
http://www.toyomasu.com/haiku/
mr watt has a very nice wig it inspires poetry


haikudude (Mon 13 Oct 2003 21:03:03 GMT)

haiku

in plymouth wear wig
no one knows it is not hair
improves baldy man


catlover (Mon 13 Oct 2003 03:16:40 GMT)

wig tips

a good way to clean a wig is train your cat to do it


mishiwatti p. hakkimoto (Mon 13 Oct 2003 00:59:51 GMT)

sott of Haikuish pome on wattiwig

shimmer filaments of not your hair
glue and sticky to your brow
wind blow. trees, grasses sway,
on wattihead, nothing move at all -
in face of even typhoon
wattiwig remain reposed!


from OU (Sun 12 Oct 2003 21:44:39 GMT)

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i got mailed this in OU best laugh in ages i have read mike watts messages and you have caught the essence of this strange character


Guest (Sun 12 Oct 2003 19:17:51 GMT)

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very funny i will show it to the lads at work


Guest (Sun 12 Oct 2003 02:02:26 GMT)

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great site


oustudent (Fri 10 Oct 2003 22:26:50 GMT)

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good one


ok (Fri 10 Oct 2003 22:11:52 GMT)

ungrateful sods

you should be glad a man with mikes traffic directing skills
is working as your local lollipop man
good luck in the future mike


concerned citizen (Fri 10 Oct 2003 19:37:34 GMT)

is this right?

it cannot be right that this man is allowed to work as a lollipop man


winky harris (Thu 09 Oct 2003 23:33:54 GMT)

it is a wig

i was company barber for the raf at brise norton many years ago and remember watt well
his wig was excellent quality and practically undetectable he would get me to blend the sides in and i took great deal of pride in the job
im proud i played a small part in stopping world war III by turning the boys out so well
WINKY


mike watt (Thu 09 Oct 2003 01:53:54 GMT)

i beg you

please take it down
no one in work knows it is a wig
i will be a laughing stock
i photocopied my arse last christmas
and they will be able to match up the hairless bits
please dont take my last bit of dignity away
cheers mike


(Thu 09 Oct 2003 01:17:42 GMT)

i am calm now

would you please take this site down
i do not wear a wig
i admit my hair on top is a different colour
and texture from the sides
but i can assure you it is all my own hair
i admit i have had some hair transplanted from other areas
and combed it over
but that doesnt give you the right to call me a wig wearer
please take the site down i dont want my workmates to see it
they already hate me
cheers mike


mike watt (Wed 08 Oct 2003 23:44:09 GMT)

it is not a wig

it is not a wig